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The Pope had just finished a tour of the Britain and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so the chauffeur climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.
The Pope proceeds to hop on t the M25 and starts accelerating to see what the limo could go. Well, he gets to about 90 miles per hour and, WHAM! There are the blue lights of the local constabulary in his mirror.
He pulls over and the policeman comes to his window. Well, the policeman, seeing who it was, says "just a moment please I need to call in."
The cop radio's in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief "I've got a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know what to do."
The chief replies "Who is it, not Mr Prescott again ?"
The trooper says, "No, even more important."
The chief replies, "It's the Prince, isn't it ?"
The cop replies "No, even more important."
"It isn't the Prime Minister is it?"
"No, more important," replies the policeman.
"Well, WHO the HECK is it!", screams the chief.
"I don't know" says the policeman. "But he's got the Pope as a chauffeur!"
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